Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I have fence marks all over my body
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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