He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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