Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm drive I can fine osifer
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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