We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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