i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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