Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Farmville is her only friend.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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