I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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