She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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