I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
whose parrot is this?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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