Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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