Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
