i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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