I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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