Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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