you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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