i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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