Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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