just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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