Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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