You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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