that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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