Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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