How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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