As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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