I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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