hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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