I'm eating all of the evidence.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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