They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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