kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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