do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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