I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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