Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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