i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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