you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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