How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
In America we eat man semen.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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