you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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