You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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