If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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