i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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