So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i dont even know how to be here
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
did i just pee glitter
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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