your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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