How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
