my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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