I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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