are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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