Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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