Little spoons don't ask big questions
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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