i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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