I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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