I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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