You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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