I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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