lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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