You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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