for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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You. Win. At. Life.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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