I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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